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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 15th April 2009

Spoofing since: Sunday 25th January 2009

Real Name: Michael Velardo

Email: crashtestaddict {at}

Location: Harper Woods, Michigan

Profile: Aspiring author navigating the rough seas of publishing trying to get his book "Crash Test Addict" published. Currently, I am a writer for the Detroit Examiner covering issues in substance abuse.

I look forward to ethereally meeting some of you people, or if you give me your address, phone number, or email, I promise to stalk you physically, via text messaging, also in live or recorded phone calls, and/or email. Have a miserably good day, and night you spoof-wads.

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