Dan Bristol

Screen Name: Dan Bristol

Dan Bristol has published 76 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 1st July 2004

Spoofing since: Friday 23rd April 2004

Email: dan.bristol {at} gmail.com

Homepage: http://www.realm-of-shade.com/zarathustra

Location: Somewhere, USA

Profile: Dan Bristol is a voracious writer, writing everything from philosophy to science fiction, from soup to nuts. Although he admits the market for books about nuts might be a little thin, he and the hamster are extremely happy together. Sightings of Dan Bristol have proliferated in recent years, leading scientists to believe that his existence may not be a myth after all. Dan works nights, so his twisted little mind has all the time in the world to come up with these twisted little stories. Dan likes to dress up as a nun and beat the holy living crap out of ducks, car salesmen, and game show hosts. His other hobbies include golf, strangling whales, and masturbating . . . . a lot.


Sorry.....I'm better now. Anyway, read my stuff or I'll beat the snot outta Julie Andrews and MAKE YOU WATCH!

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