Screen Name: dgwest7
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 3rd July 2014
Spoofing since: Thursday 8th January 2009
Real Name: David Gordon West
Profile: Having been born at an early age, I have always been interested in spoofing. I have been reading spoofs since the age of four, first with The Beano, then The Sun, and more latterly with the Independent, Times, and Washington Post.
I find the imagination of the writers is incredible, especially when they report the promises and plans of politicians. In fact this is substantiated by a recent report from the TBSS (The Total Bull Shit Society), which shows that as many as one in thousand of politicians' promises actually do manifest into reality.
My close friend and ally, the recently elected governor of the One Universe Order, Dr Obama Spock, usually refuses to speak, for fear of being misreported, but in confidence, over a breakfast of Thai yellow curry and English chips, he told me that he was very concerned about Planet Earth, because Mrs Braithwaite, of Huddersfield, Yorkshire had been putting on weight.
He said this was a sign that the human race was devolving, and although he was loathe to interfere with the free will of humans, he could see the imminent extinction of the human race, confirmed by the fact that not one single birth had been recorded in the House of Commons for over fifteen minutes.
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