Screen Name: General Payne
General Payne has published 7 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 24th October 2009
Spoofing since: Sunday 4th January 2009
Profile: Started of as a bloke but called an old woman so many times decided to become one. Couldn't decide on which old woman to be so became a fit looking one.
Otherwise married with three kids. Middle class, middle management, middle aged, mid grey hair boring uneventful sad old git.
Always wanted to be a writer.
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