Screen Name: General Payne
General Payne has published 7 items on The Spoof.
Check out General Payne's:
Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 24th October 2009
Spoofing since: Sunday 4th January 2009
Profile: Started of as a bloke but called an old woman so many times decided to become one. Couldn't decide on which old woman to be so became a fit looking one.
Otherwise married with three kids. Middle class, middle management, middle aged, mid grey hair boring uneventful sad old git.
Always wanted to be a writer.
General Payne hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
If you want the latest up-to-the-minute spoof news, check out all our rss feeds.
While you're here, why not check our other Top Writers?
And if you've still got time on your hands, consider joining us as a writer, and make up your very own news stories!
6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!