Screen Name: Rust Never Sleeps
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 3rd December 2008
Spoofing since: Monday 1st December 2008
Location: York, England
Profile: Cynical, miserable man who is always desperately trying to find the funny side of everything!
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