Rust Never Sleeps

Screen Name: Rust Never Sleeps

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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 3rd December 2008

Spoofing since: Monday 1st December 2008


Location: York, England

Profile: Cynical, miserable man who is always desperately trying to find the funny side of everything!

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