Screen Name: Matthew The First
Matthew The First has published 1 item on The Spoof.
Check out Matthew The First's:
Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 13th November 2008
Spoofing since: Thursday 13th November 2008
Matthew The First hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
If you want the latest up-to-the-minute spoof news, check out all our rss feeds.
While you're here, why not check our other Top Writers?
And if you've still got time on your hands, consider joining us as a writer, and make up your very own news stories!
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!