Screen Name: ronin47empire
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 28th April 2011
Spoofing since: Saturday 18th October 2008
Real Name: Ronin Empire
Profile: Okay, I watch TV for a living.
I bet you hate me already.
I use satire to help the food go down better. This alcohol thing also seems to do the trick. Eventually, I'm pretty sure, me and my cohorts will get arrested in India for pissing off some group or the other. I hope it's a stupid religious one that gets the cops to shut us up.
In my free time I travel through the Indian frontiers, disputed borders and click pictures of their soldiers and our soldiers peeing. They tend to look alike in that awkward moment of getting to know a tree or a fence post better.
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