Screen Name: Gulo_Gulo
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 29th September 2008
Spoofing since: Friday 12th September 2008
Location: Louisville KY
Profile: Retired with too much to do.
This link question below kinda sums up everything for me. If you know the answer you probably live in small town America, "are frustrated and bitterly clinging to your guns and Bible with antipathy to people who aren't like you" but you won't click on this link 'cause there is just no need to, 'cause you really do know the answer. AMEN, go write a Spoof.
If you absolutely know that you know that you know the answer, you are an elitist and it would be beneath you to click on this link (but you will anyway 'cause no one is watching).
If you think you know the answer but you aren't quite sure (you always doubt yourself, you may have low self esteem, or lack confidence but are a good person) click on it, and you will discover the real truth and then you'll know once and for all the answer and if you were right or not. Now that is security. Trust me, there is nothing to be gained for you by reading on DO IT NOW QUICK, before you lose your nerve!!!The link, the l i n k, CLICK the L I N K NOW!!!!!!
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?
If you can't even guess what the right answer to this question could possibly be STOP NOW , get in rehab immediately and come back in a year when you'll be able to appreciate the depth of, not only the question, but the answer. I assure you, chances are, if you come back after rehab, the answer will still be here and will not have changed although you will have (you might say a transcendental experience for you).
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