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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 26th February 2012

Spoofing since: Wednesday 3rd September 2008

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Profile: Spoofing the news since 2008, With Hard Hitting Facts, Figures and F..F..F..Fuckin somethin-or-other beginning with F, our talented news team is based in MediaCityUK, "MancHatten" a quaint, peaceful, little area deliberately placed 35 miles away from Antfield, Liverpool.

"When it comes to serious journalism...."

- states Editor in Chief, Yuri Diculous, 36, an adopted Bulgarian Quadruple Amputee, found rolling about the streets of Sofia as a child -

"Then we are at the forefront of important debate, given the fact we've recently purchased 2 more microphones off a guy on ebay and surprisingly, both actually work!!.....
All you gotta do is whack it with your stump in a certain way and Ta-da!! The light comes on!"


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