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Supreme Court sides with boobs
On Monday, the Supreme Court ruled that junior high and high school students have a right to study boobies, with only Justice Clarence Thomas dissenting. They also have the right to free condoms.
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Griffith Park murderer charged with multiple counts of murder
Gabriel Campos-Martinez was arrested and charged with six counts of murder, one for each of his boyfriend's body parts (head, hands, penis, and feet), which he allegedly dumped in Griffith Park.
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California dodges bullet
After surviving a 6.9 earthquake, California officials say they were lucky: "We dodged a bullet." However, God assures the Golden State that He hasd plenty more ammo left.
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Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12
Nevada Governor, Brian Sandoval, announced today that Nevada will lower the legal drinking age in Nevada from 21 to 12.
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Man Attacked With A Bowling Ball
His assailant told police the reason was because he
left his knife back at his apartment.
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Parents Warned That Phone Addiction Could Damage Bond With Their Children
Thousands of California parents reply, "Well duh...that's why we bought them the friggin phone in the first place."
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Belgium Says The Brussel Sprouts Are Fine
Producers of Brussels Sprouts state that the traces of mercury recently discovered in their product is no big deal.
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Drug-Laden Drone Found 'Hovering' Near A Prison
Willie Nelson is asked if it's his and he replies, "Well now that you mention it I am missing one of those suckers."
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Venezuelan Doctors Stage A Protest
Instead of the standard tongue depressors, doctors are using their index fingers.
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Kim Kardashian Challenges Jennifer Lopez to a Butt-Off Duel
Tired of Miley getting all the buzz,the Kimster has called upon Jenny to meet in Madison Square Garden for a No-Buns-Barred Twerking exhibition. Winner will be awarded the Summa Gluteus Maximus prize.
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