Screen Name: Australopithecus

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Spoofing since: Tuesday 8th July 2008

Homepage: nope

Location: New Zealand

Profile: I've got good hand-eye coordination and my spine is curved in a S shape to carry the weight of my head and arms, while my pelvis is rounded to carry the weight of my abdominal organs. In my spare time I like to add to my versatile kit of stone tools made from flint and quartzite.
I like to supplement my meat diet with fruit and vegetables.

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