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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 14th May 2004
Spoofing since: Saturday 20th March 2004
Profile: Saint Paul, Minnesota, 1962, a high-strung, red-headed, Irish-Catholic was bearing down hard and breathing rapidly; if she only knew…
I believe there are three kinds of people in this world. The meek, they prattle through life and watch it happen. The foolish, they mindlessly wander and wonder, "What the fuck happened? " And, the third group, where I reside, the select few who can make it happen.
Reality is what one chooses to believe. I have discovered that each and every one of us controls our destiny; the responsibility of our future rests with us—in our own thoughts. You can do or be anything you want to. I would advise against being a homeless-alcoholic who resides in Minnesota during January; although, some need to discover certain realities on their own terms.
My first un-finished book, that I never started, is titled, Why I Hate Customers, Cop’s, and Condoms. The premise showed promise but it was the ratio of brandy stingers to metropolitan police that often caused writer’s block for months at a time. Doing a sentence is very different from writing a sentence, and it’s hard to tap creativity when assorted three-hundred pound homos are trying to tap your ass. What follows, however radical or controversial, are some of what I have discovered within. I am not afraid to look in areas clearly marked, "OFF LIMITS."
If you ever find the courage to peek yourself, don’t be taken by surprise as you read the writing on the wall, scrawled in big blue crayon…..
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