Screen Name: David Caplan
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 29th May 2008
Spoofing since: Tuesday 20th May 2008
Location: Kent, England.
Profile: My mother loves me....which is just as well, because I am the kind of person only a mother could love.
I have passions and fantasies; the problem for me is not knowing how to tell them apart. You could say my life is full, but I'll be happier when I know exactly what of.
Many years ago I spent a lot of time in a place where the water swirls clockwise down the plughole. That discovery has had a profound effect on me ever since, and was responsible for my decision to remain an active smoker, and to boycott the distribution of Easter eggs to children under the age of fifteen.
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