Screen Name: toto
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 21st May 2008
Spoofing since: Tuesday 20th May 2008
Location: New Zealand
Profile: Toto Le Mur was born in 1984 near the Spanish border with France. Coming from a long line of tango circus performers he became famous for his act involving his brother Hugo, a cannon and two lions.
After a near death experiences,in front of 2,000 people, he and his brother retired in their late teens to New Zealand, assumed new identities, and started working as freelance writers.
Currently Toto is back travelling in Europe, and sending stories of mild interest to anyone who shows the slightest inability to say no.
toto hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
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