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Screen Name: David Hawkins
David Hawkins has published 38 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 10th May 2008
Spoofing since: Thursday 1st May 2008
Homepage: http://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=7558
Location: Car Key, Florida
Profile: This spot once housed my fake life story but I found it pretentious and sloppy. Plus, it's a waste of bandwidth that uses electricity that uses coal that pollutes the sky.
So the more I write the less people can respirate. That makes me sad. Or sleepy.
So here I will write that I am sorry for my sickening stories with bad punctuation, spelling, grammar, taste and everything, and so forth. So help my gob. Please look at my photo of corn.
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