David Hawkins

Screen Name: David Hawkins

David Hawkins has published 39 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 27th December 2013

Spoofing since: Thursday 1st May 2008

Homepage: http://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=7723

Location: Car Key, Florida

Profile: This spot once housed my fake life story but I found it pretentious and sloppy. Plus, it's a waste of bandwidth that uses electricity that uses coal that pollutes the sky.
So the more I write the less people can respirate. That makes me sad. Or sleepy.

So here I will write that I am sorry for my sickening stories with bad punctuation, spelling, grammar, taste and everything, and so forth. So help my gob. Please gaze upon my photo of corn if you will. It's kind of like asking you to like something but instead I'm asking you to look at grain. Right. It's not a veg it's a grain. I am a veg drinking grain products.

Dave Hawkins is a make believe name for my Spoofy guy who writes the lame spoofy writings. I live in Cheshire on Tweed upon Thames near Vivvingtonford Chips. A new town in America the Communist Dick Tater ship.

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