Screen Name: Norton Folgate
Norton Folgate has published 64 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 8th June 2008
Spoofing since: Tuesday 29th April 2008
Profile: A freelance writer of more years than I care to remember with a penchant for red wine (South American) especially anything 14% and rising - aka 'Big Reds'.
It's not the destination it's the journey there.
A lover of anything retro, 1970's cartoons - Hong Kong Phooey and Mr Benn a speciality.
A campaigner to retain Walkmans whilst embracing the i-pod revolution.
A film buff who loves film quotes and who still feels Don't Look Now is one of the finest films made along with Weekend at Bernies.
A football fan with a strong aversion to Evertonians and Man U fans.
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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