VampireKisses

Screen Name: VampireKisses

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 29th April 2008

Spoofing since: Tuesday 29th April 2008

Location: Uk

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A few facts about VampireKisses

~VampireKisses comes from a little ol' town called Pontypridd. She didn't know it existed until a few days ago, when she found it in a history text book. Deciding that she liked the name, she named her house after it.

~VampireKisses enjoys boy scouting at 2am and frequently tries to drown fish.

~She is so cool that ice-cubes are jealous, but also is so hot that she makes fire:

-STOP
-DROP
-AND ROLL.


~Her moto is "Life is a party, you might as well dance."

~VampireKisses is still trying to prove that the use of Google is not stalking, it is collecting data. So far, the government refuses to believe her. When she was put on trial for 'stalking', her argument was:
"I wasn't stalking him. I just happened to be walking in the same direction as him."

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