Screen Name: mpershin
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 14th April 2008
Spoofing since: Monday 14th April 2008
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Profile: Hi there,
I'm a jaded professional marketer aka liar in a city full of cautious so-called battlers, swimming in a sea full of greed , lust and plankton.
I have herefore been hired to place a smile on the face of poms all over our motherland, even if it is an envious smirk darkened by the lack of sunshine in Britain's shires!
I hope you enjoy my caustic wit and dry humour, and flaky skin.. On second thought maybe not the flaky skin part..
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