Screen Name: Bert Onassis
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 30th September 2011
Spoofing since: Friday 14th March 2008
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Apple make huge profits!An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!
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