Screen Name: Ronniebeans
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 11th March 2008
Spoofing since: Tuesday 11th March 2008
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Profile: I am a wonderful human being with a personal commitment to creating an unrealistic sense of purposefulness among the diverse peoples of the world. It is my firm belief that the future of the world lies in accepting North Korean dictator (whatever his name is) as the incarnation of everything held sacred in all of humankind.
It is my hope to write sacred text that will guide mankind to acknowledge that the Super Bowl is far more important than the War in Iraq or the rapidly degrading U.S. economy.
My goal is to assure that nothing that I write is ever taken seriously and the above verbiage is a step in the right direction.
I am off to pay homage to my North Korean diety.
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