Screen Name: Chris A Weidert
Chris A Weidert has published 4 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 21st May 2008
Spoofing since: Sunday 9th March 2008
Profile: When I was 8 years old, I was raped by a beardly woman. She made me do all kinds of nasty things. Ever since, i've hated taking off my clothes. Even getting in the shower took a bit of motivation.
After high school, i met a professor of art at the local university. He offered me a job. I was to become a model. On the first day, he had me strip off my clothes in front of a class of students hiding behind their canvas. I didn't know he wanted me to become a "nude" model. I quit after one class.
Later that summer, I attended a golf tournament. I like golf because it's relaxing. My buddy asked me to change into a running suit so we can go jogging. I agreed, so I changed. We proceeded to go running through the golf course when suddenly, he pulls on my sleeve. My entire outfit came off in a second. It was a stripper suit, and we were now streaking nude across the course in front of thousands of people. I've hated him since.
Later in life, i became lost. I had no job, no money; I became a vagabond. In my travels, i came upon a neighborhood in the boonies and had fallen asleep. Someone poked me, and i awoke. I was malnutritioned, too tired to open my eyes, and too weak to walk. They carried me inside and after i was properly fed, my senses came back. I looked around and everyone was nude. I ran to the bathroom and noticed, so was I.
I have been here ever since. I an now head of the colony. Trapped by some mix of chance and choice.
One day, while sitting naked in my computer chair, I came across TheSpoof.com, and decided to become a writer. I have been writing naked since.
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