Screen Name: Patrick Kemp
Patrick Kemp has published 2 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 10th September 2005
Spoofing since: Saturday 14th February 2004
Location: Oregon coast
Profile: Patrick Kemp (not his real name) surfs the web from a colossal cave on the coast in Xyzzy, Oregon. He is an irregular contributor to TheSpoof.com and is himself assigned the letter Z -- he is even yet unsure exactly what that means, and requests for a link to an explanation have so far gone unheard.
(The photo shown is actually his visage de plume....)
Patrick Kemp hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
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