Patrick Kemp

Screen Name: Patrick Kemp

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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 10th September 2005

Spoofing since: Saturday 14th February 2004

Location: Oregon coast

Profile: Patrick Kemp (not his real name) surfs the web from a colossal cave on the coast in Xyzzy, Oregon. He is an irregular contributor to TheSpoof.com and is himself assigned the letter Z -- he is even yet unsure exactly what that means, and requests for a link to an explanation have so far gone unheard.


(The photo shown is actually his visage de plume....)

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