Screen Name: Trewley Lean
Trewley Lean has published 10 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 30th April 2011
Spoofing since: Tuesday 22nd January 2008
Location: South of England
Profile: Trewley Lean governs the Republic of Akrasia - so effectively that nothing unusual ever happens there, and its news agency is forced to produce entirely for export. Trewley's items are translated by Alan Shipman, a little-known economist and the fastest ever stand-up comedian. [No-one's audiences were quicker to stand-up and leave]. Despite the name, Alan is not related to Britain's worst serial killer; nor even to Britain's best serial killer; and his closest approach to fame was finishing 10 places behind the Slovak prime minister in the 2003 London Marathon.
Trewley Lean hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
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