Screen Name: EllsBells
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 7th February 2011
Spoofing since: Monday 31st December 2007
Profile: When not losing hours to the wonderful internet I will mostly be found:
- Trying to get my free computing science degree out of the ex-polytechnic university I work for. Might finish it this decade.
- Also trying to learn Japanese and Hungarian, become vaguely competent with my guitar and not break anything else getting thrown off horses.
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