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Frankenfoods: Protect Yourself From Hidden Dangers
FDA says: Buy nothing eatable while overseas nor bring it here. "They are always checking our foods but they eat dogs & horses. Now they're mixing squirrels & skunks. Remember, you are what you eat.
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North Korea Asks Walmart to Help Organize Labor Camps
Kim Jong Un asked Walmart to help organize North Korea's labor camps and sweat shops today, in a new level of cooperation between a despotic Communist country and a domineering American corporation.
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Organic Milk High in Helpful Fatty Acids, Study Finds
For the latest in fatty acids, please check out your local Walmart. You'll see them easily enough.
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FDA approves $1,000-a-day hepatitis C pill
Or, save some money by purchasing FDA approved $20,000 a month special, now through next June 30th!
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Ex-San Diego mayor sentenced to home confinement
"Do you mean to tell me that every time I walk into the house he'll be sitting there?", asks wife. "Why do I have to be punished for something HE did?"
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18 LA sheriff's deputies arrested in jail abuse probe
"We are now hiring for the next three months", says Sheriff. "Come on down and fill in an application!"
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Torre, Cox, La Russa elected to Baseball Hall of Fame
While Nellie Fox and several others make it into the Baseball Hall of Phlegm!
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Federal government sells remaining stake in GM
"And we have split it evenly between Germany and Japan!", says spokesman.
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Woman's Christian Temperance Union targeting pot
"We're for flushing everything, all alcohol right down the pot!", says President.
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NASA: Ancient Martian lake may have supported life
Could have also supported Nessie's ancestors.
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