Screen Name: lancemartin
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 6th January 2008
Spoofing since: Saturday 8th December 2007
Location: North Carolina
Profile: Lance Martin is a milkman living in the southern United States. He is one of a few milkmen left in the the country who still delivers. His motto is service with a smile and is always mindful to ask the customer their preference: Would that be whole or skim? Maybe you would prefer 2 percent or would you like to try one of our delicious soy products? Perhaps you're in a chocolate mood today. Whatever the product, Lance is proud to deliver. When he is not on the milk route, Lance is a mild mannered senior staff writer for a not-so metropolitan newspaper. To his credit he has won numerous awards that range from investigative and spot news coverage to feature writing and general news coverage. He is also the current Dairy Association poster boy which comes with a lifetime supply of milk, butter and other savory dairy products.
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