Screen Name: Fortey
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 24th November 2007
Spoofing since: Monday 19th November 2007
Profile: I was raised in the back woods of Canada by a pack of wild dogs and a single gibbon who had escaped from the Canada Zoo. Together we learned about life, love and racism against the Swedish. That gibbon hated the Swedish.
In my spare time, I enjoy pudding, the night life, making love, having hate made by others on my behalf, swim trunk modeling and bread making. I make a mean sun dried tomato and basil loaf, you would die. Die!
I have a keen interest in the world around me, except for the parts that suck or are boring. As you can see from my writing, I have also read the several grade school grammar books and have a vocabulary of nearly 300 words. teacher says soon I can go tot he store by myself. Yay!
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