Screen Name: Chris Nelson
Chris Nelson has published 2 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 30th January 2004
Spoofing since: Thursday 29th January 2004
Location: Not in an igloo
Profile: Contrary to popular reports, Mr. Nelson never, never, never had a bad teenage moustache.
And it did not help him buy cigarettes and beer underage. Not even once.
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