Screen Name: Daisy Cutter
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 17th February 2008
Spoofing since: Tuesday 6th November 2007
Profile: Hello, I am a 25 year old female from Birmingham, the UK one, not the deep south of America one. You can tell this from the fact that no one has been lynched round here for a while. Anyway, my hobbies are buttons (ones that say "do not push" are best), eating out of date food (what can I say, I still haven't resolved my gambling problem) and listening to radio four on my mp3 player whilst trying to look like I am not.
I hope your day has been enriched by reading my profile. Peace out young house males.
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