Screen Name: BeeMayX
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 19th December 2007
Spoofing since: Wednesday 10th October 2007
Location: Muskegon, Michigan
Profile: A backwoods hick from Michigan, BeeMayX has spent the vast majority of his life in pursuit of the elusive butterfly. You may wake up some morning....well, you get the picture. Being disadvantaged since birth, BeeMayX is a Caucasion/Indian hybrid. The Indian half of BeeMayX is Seminole and since the Seminole Nation has never signed a peace treaty with America he can rightly be called a terrorist. So, how do you like me now?
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6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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