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Screen Name: Ross Douglas
Ross Douglas has published 31 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 17th January 2008
Spoofing since: Monday 26th January 2004
Email: rossalandouglas {at} gmail.com
Homepage: www.rossdouglas.co.uk
Location: above water.
Profile: "Ross was always there whenever the state of the world got to me. I'll never forget when he talked me out of kicking the crap out of a begger" - Mahatma Gandhi.
"Truely the only sane voice left on this planet" - Charles manson.
"I used to think he was just another crackpot until i woke up one morning and he was sitting at the end of my bed with a gun in his hand and a strange smile on his face, since then I've went out my way to be nice to him" - George W Bush.
"A really good shag, the things he can do with his tongue would make any woman, dead or alive, have multiple orgasms" -Claudia Schiffer
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