Larry Ward

Screen Name: Larry Ward

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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 29th December 2007

Spoofing since: Friday 14th September 2007

Email: Editor {at} CreativeSedition.com

Homepage: http://www.CreativeSedition.com

Location: USA

Profile: The author is currently under house arrest for failure to comply with unspecified regulations. In September of 2004, he was charged by Fox News with "being that kind of person- the kind that has to be watched". Pursuant to the presumption of guilt, Mr. Ward has been arrested and imprisoned for a series of DWLS (Driving while Larry). Police find it entertaining to scratch their groins while taking him into custody as he regails them with the preposterous conspiracy theory that the 4th Amendment statement, "shall not be violated" means "shall not be violated." When not in solitary confinement, the author spams the internet with disinformation suggesting that liberty is popular and that Ron Paul is the liberty candidate. So go figure.

By unanimous consent of the two members, Mr. Ward is chairman of the Common Sense Party for American Renewal. In a recent straw poll conducted by Ms Magazine, Mr. Ward was ranked as number 2 on the 10 least wanted list, ranking only behind the God of Abraham.


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