Screen Name: Kara
Kara has published 3 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 6th November 2007
Spoofing since: Monday 3rd September 2007
Profile: Kara wrote the story. She lives in Texas. She is a little girl, like 4 or 3, who is in Texas, and she went to the rehearsal vote in South Texas. Kara is an imaginary friend in Texas, in a treehouse. She's in Hannah's world. (But Hannah's world is not around sometimes, because some people don't like her world.) Kara's mom and dad are her parents. She's like young, she's like 3 or 4. She was 3 last year. A bow and flower were on her head, and she had three pieces of hair. She likes to vote for Ron Paul. She doesn't like to let Hillary go in. That's why she's a very good girl.
Hannah is Kara's friend from Florida. She's a friend from God's world. She's like 6 or 7. Kara went to a store before the straw poll, but the straw poll wasn't in that year (Hannah was like 5 or 4 when Kara was at the store). Mrs. Washington, her friend from North Dakota, was at North Dakota and then she came to Texas to meet Kara and Hannah. There was a fun stuff store in Florida, and then Hannah bought a book. Pictures and words and sentences and paragraphs, but there was a draft for the book. Then Kara went and got it in the house on the little elevator that is outside that goes up and down to her house in the tree in Texas, because it was her house. Then she got too much stuff in her house and her house fell; and then everyone had dinner and it was the end of a very bad day that Kara had. But she was still a good girl.
Kara went into the same school as Hannah, but it was in a different state. It was in the state where Ron Paul lives, but it wasn't South, it was North. She got her favorite story, so did Hannah, and Mrs. Washington was in the school too. These three girls, Mrs. Washington, Hannah, and Kara go to school. Hannah is at home school, in God's world, and Kara was at Texas Christian School, in Hannah's world. Hannah's world was in a good place, but some people didn't like it, it's not around sometimes. Kara wrote her favorite story about Ron Paul (and then she got one winner to win, who wrote and read the biggest story), and Hannah came with one of her stories about Kara. And then it was in the news about Ron Paul, and then they put it on The Spoof!
Kara hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
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