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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 12th March 2008

Spoofing since: Sunday 5th August 2007


Location: Seattle. Washington, USA

Profile: is considered the world's best website. While it's true the only person who considers it that is me, that's technically enough for it to be "considered" the world's best, if you stop to think about it.
And it is undeniably a successful website, given that the combined profits of and eBay exceed $2 billion per year.
In fact, the profits of are growing at such a phenominally explosive rate that it is expected to get its founders off welfare by 2011.
As the first politically incorrect classified ad site, we, and by "we" I mean "I", will run all the ads and user commentary which eBay and won't because they're such big fucking pussies. [Notice to eBay and Amazon: Go ahead and sue us for that. We need the publicity.]
We reserve the right to reject to refuse any which is lewd, obscene, vulgar, sexually suggestive or pornographic, defined as whatever gives me a hard-on. Not that we actually WOULD refuse such an ad, provided it has some socially redeeming quality, defined as I got paid for it.
And remember: "Children not admitted unless accompanied by money."

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