Screen Name: Mystique
Mystique has published 8 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 8th July 2013
Spoofing since: Saturday 21st July 2007
Location: On Top of a Pizza
Profile: It has always been my desire to send the world spinning. I now have the means ... they can read my missives.
Once crowned the most beautiful woman in the world ... I now plan to live the title and never allow the word beauty to be redefined ... too bad girls ... the word is mine!
Boy, do I need to watch those streaks!
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David Cassidy; who?Ageing pop star and member of the Cuckoo, Turkey, Chicken, bla, bla Family (Now what the fuck was their name?) has admitted he has forgotten who he is, thank heavens we have too!
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