Mystique

Screen Name: Mystique

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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 8th July 2013

Spoofing since: Saturday 21st July 2007

Homepage: http://christianas.yolasite.com

Location: On Top of a Pizza

Profile: It has always been my desire to send the world spinning. I now have the means ... they can read my missives.

Once crowned the most beautiful woman in the world ... I now plan to live the title and never allow the word beauty to be redefined ... too bad girls ... the word is mine!

Boy, do I need to watch those streaks!

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