Screen Name: Neilos
Neilos has published 9 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 20th September 2007
Spoofing since: Friday 22nd June 2007
Location: Yorkshire, England
Profile: Writer, lyricist, layabout.
What's funnier than a clown in a lift?
Feel free to drop me a message, I'm not some weirdo or anything, more a 'friendly internet stalker'. I'll post you lots of PlayStation games, and only show up at your house on a Tuesday and the 2nd Saturday of every month.
If you like elephants and belugas, that's a big bonus.
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture AcademyIn an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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