Screen Name: Wire Piddle
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 31st December 2013
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Profile: Hello. I get up at 4:30am and scan the headlines so you can kiss your paperboy goodbye and spend the savings on broadband.
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6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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