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Chris Christie Eats Five Guys

As the "Chickengate" scandal from the 2016 election grows, the New Jersey governor claims he's never even heard of KFC.

Donald Trump Voted 'Least Likely To Succeed' At NATO Meeting

In 2017 Yearbook of attendees Trump was first unanimous winner in that category. It's believed he voted without bothering to read ballot. France's Marcon and Germany's Merkel awarded 'Cutest Couple'

Trump Thinks Ben Franklin Was A President

The phrase is Dead Presidents and he's the only one I ever see except Presidents Jackson & Hamilton.

Trump Pushes God Out of the Way to Get to the Pope

God acted nonchalant.

Melania Trump Pulls Out Knife When Donald Tries to Hold Her Hand

Everyone within hearing range heard her say, "Do it again and I'll cut you!"

Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.

Roger Ailes Arrives in Hell

"You're here for starting a polarizing fake news station AND the sexual harassment" spoke Satan.

Anthony's Weiner Gets Him in Trouble Again

Hopefully, 2 to 3 years imprisoned with other sex offenders will make him think about it next time.

World Trembles as Trump Travels

"Meeting with Muslim, Jewish, and Catholic leaders-it's a recipe for disaster!" said everybody.

Harry Potter Republicans Gather Together to Save Trump from Witch Hunt

We are the best witch hunt protection Trump can get!

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