Screen Name: Cinead
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 1st June 2007
Spoofing since: Wednesday 9th May 2007
Profile: I was born in the wagon of a travelling show. Raised in a single-end in Glasgow. Was a successful student, but failed to follow this up with a respectable career. Or an unrespectable one. Or a disrespectable one, if that's a word. ["No, "that's" is a contraction of two words, idiot" - Ed.] I spend my days murdering greenfly, killing snails and reading. They let me out once a week to visit the library where I have an hour to surf the net and write rubbish in TheSpoof.com. I have just received a message saying that I will expire in 10 minutes. Oh well, it was a good life...
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