Screen Name: dalepetrie
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 5th March 2016
Spoofing since: Tuesday 30th December 2003
Location: St. Paul, MN
Profile: I am looking to break into the world of comedic and/or critical writing and leave behind my boring accounting career. Job offers welcome.
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