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Surprising discovery jogs woman's fading memory

Wakes up with half a gram of coke up her nostrils, suddenly remembers she's a researcher working for Amnesiacs Anonymous

Doctor fed up with measles outbreak blames defrocked Brit quack

Andrew Wakefield's contribution to 21st century medicine now includes the latest US pandemic yet Obummercare handouts keep him employed as a practitioner in Texas. Jeez.

Jeb Bush is schizoid about marijuana according to Rand Paul

Jailed thousands of Florida dopers while Governor before admitting he's smoked plenty himself since before high school

President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left

US President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing all US drivers to switch to the left side.

Toronto Voted World's Most Livable City

But does Rob Ford get any thanks or credit...?

Super Bowl party dish of the day: chilli pork bellies with Colorado Bud sauce

Guaranteed to transfix you to the TV regardless who's playing

Just how depressing are this year's Oscar shorts asks VictoriasSecret Offshoot

Well the answer is that boxers remain kinda gloomy and Why-Fronts continue to affront one and all

Dick's Snorting Goods not for sale after all says business insider

Correction! That should read 'Sporting!' Oops.

Disgraced NY Speaker Sheldon Silver gave corndogs free rein says New York Toast

Disgusting, eh...

Baboon pilots set new record for time in air

Pilots of a helium-filled baboon flying across the Pacific Ocean have broken all records while filming opening sequence of thr next Planet Of The Apes

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