Screen Name: Sprat
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 20th April 2007
Spoofing since: Tuesday 3rd April 2007
Location: Stourbridge, West Midlands
Profile: Sprat has written for many credible newspapers establishing himself as one of the most popular journalists in his own head. Having started writing at the age of 5 he soon amassed many house points before a promotion to high school really set the scene for a glistening career. Having opted to take a gcse in english he soon became popular for writing on msn messenger and graffitti before writing many comment articles in the Funday Times. He was snapped up by The Spoof in 2007 and is fast becoming the cover boy.
Sprat lives in Stourbridge with his mother, stepdad and brother. He enjoys training hamsters for the animal olympics and his main hobby is collecting chewing gum left on the streets. He is penning his soon to be bestselling autobiography entitled 'its a spratter of fact'.
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