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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.

Melania's Dress For Supper At Blenheim Palace

Melania Trump's dress for supper at Blenheim Palace was hailed by Fox News as, "Making her look like a princess." Well, she sort of looked more like Blanche Dubois.

Giuliani: Mueller Probe Is Corrupt

Mueller probe most corrupt Giuliani has ever seen. Well, yeah! Every letter, email, bank record and cover up opens another can of worms and uncovers more corruption. The snowflake is just overwhelmed.

EPA Former Head Scott Pruitt Puts a Doomsday Bomb Into the Environment

"Did you think I was just going to sit in my wife's Chick-A-Fil and pay for my own flights?" he said

Trump Wants to Hold Campaign Rally in Toronto

They were done with the planning when someone looked it up and found out Toronto isn't in the U.S.

Melania Escapes Again

"This time she almost made it to the airport" remarked an anonymous Secret Service agent.

Trump Wants to Broadcast Cabinet Meetings

Network officials aren't sure about Trump's idea to include a talent portion to "tweak the ratings."

I.C.E. Dress Code

Do I.C.E. or U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement workers wear black shirts?

Yesterday No Longer Far Away for Most Americans

Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away, now D Trump is here to stay. Why? Why do all good things have to go? We don't know, he wouldn't say. He says many things wrong and we long for yesterday.

Jeff Session's Office Prepares to Attack Colorado!

Attorney General Jeff Sessions promised Coloradan pot growers he would bring Federal retribution . Today Sessions armed his 20 member office including secretaries on the Colorado state line.