Screen Name: The Watch Dog

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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 15th April 2007

Spoofing since: Wednesday 14th March 2007

Profile: Writing for THESPOOF.COM has changed my life. I was able to reduce my dosages of psychiatrice medicines and no longer fantasize about becoming a mass murder.

When I submit a piece for the SPOOF.COM my first goal is editorial rejection because my writing is outside the envelope of acceptable behavior.

If I fail and my piece gets accepted by THESPOOF.COM, then I want get either one star or five stars. I demand that readers hate me because I've pushed the right buttons or love me and offer to have sex with me (Sorry: Only girls need apply. Please send photograph with eMail.)Two or four stars are OK. Three stars is like kissing Borat's sister.

My political position is atheist--I don't believe in the existence of honest politicians. (OK, maybe I believe a few are honest.)

My Boston Terrier thinks that I am an easy mark. He controls my every action through manipulation of my aura.

My favorite TV shows are THE DRESDEN FILES, VERONICA MARS, and SUPERNATURAL.

Old TV shows I liked were the X-FILES, MILLENIUM, GREG THE BUNNY, FARSCAPE, and BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. You are probably too young to recognize other, much older shows I liked, so I won't list bother to them.

I read almost exclusively non-fiction. Currently, my favorite interests are history, military history, science, evolutionary biology, Artic and Antarctic exploration, religion (early Christianity, the Cathars, Zoroastrianism) and global warming.

I have a sure fire way to end boring conversations at parties. I say: "We killed the two greatest men of all time: one on a cross in Jerusalem, and one in a bunker in Berlin." Works every time.

A sure way to get your Evangelical friends mad is to ask why they aren't killing witches (Exodus) drinking poison, playing with poisoneous snakes, or walking through fire (The Gospel According To Mark). Also works.

I seem not to get invited to many parties or have a lot of religious friends any more.

My "guilty pleasures" are Michael Savage and American
Idol.

Remember:

Truth is stranger than fiction:
Unlike fiction, truth is not constrained by the imagination.

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