Skews Me

Screen Name: Skews Me

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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 16th July 2011

Spoofing since: Wednesday 7th March 2007

Email: skews_me {at}


Location: Seattle

Profile: Lifelong grunge-hippie rabble-rouser

Epicureanism: the philosophy of Epicurus who subscribed to a hedonistic ethics that considered an imperturbable emotional calm the highest good, held intellectual pleasures superior to others, and advocated the rununciation of momentary in favor of more permanent pleasures.
- Webster's Dictionary

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe simply because it has been handed down for many generations. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is written in Holy Scriptures. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of Teachers, elders or wise men. Believe only after careful observation and analysis, when you find that it agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all. Then accept it and live up to it.
- Buddha

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