Screen Name: Cory Withers The First

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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 14th March 2007

Spoofing since: Friday 2nd March 2007

Email: boredop44 {at}

Location: Southeastern North Carolina

Profile: My dream job would be working for The Onion; but I just decided that 10 minutes ago. Radio will have to do for now. I know everything.

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