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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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Bear Hires Great Lawyer
Man who was recently attacked by bear could face serious charges, changes!
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US, Taliban to start talks on ending Afghan war!
Most expect United States to make same deal as USSR, ten other nations before them.
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Civil War Finally Over
In an effort to bring our nation together the descendants of Union & Confederate soldiers met in Washington today. The Union apologized for burning Atlanta, the Rebs apologized to Mrs. O'Leary's cow.
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Obama: This Is Very Taxing
Tea Party Patriots: 'The largest Tea Party protest since 2010 is tomorrow' as one mousey little CPA keeps yelling "Treacle! More Treacle!"
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Feds: Snooping foiled stock exchange plot!
Also, 3 couples in Presto, N.M. on 10th street aren't really married, Ms Dye of Brawny, Indiana wears falsies & Joe Don Moleturd of Rough River, Ky. now needs three 20MG. Levitra to do the trick.
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Is President Being Taken Advantage Of?
Obama announces extra $300 million in 'life-saving' aid for Syrians, Hittites, Shuhites and Jebusites.
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Miss Utah Gets New Question
Miss Utah gets a second chance to answer 'confusing' question: "Are Mormon men still beating their wives?"
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"Won't Even Wear Full-Cover Veils
Barbra Streisand slams treatment of women in Israel. Nose now all the way down past chin.
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Obama On Syria
Obama: "Very easy to slip-slide into deeper Syrian involvement. In fact, the nearer your destination the more you're slip-sliding away." Does a little dance.
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