Screen Name: rhythmisadancer

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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 28th September 2011

Spoofing since: Wednesday 7th February 2007

Location: Peckham

Profile: A failed journalist who confronts his severe emotional problems by belittling others on a crap website.
A typical day sees him squinting at a screen, his long, flithy Howard Hughes-esque fingernails clicking furiously on a keyboard in a frenzy of bitter rage.
He lives in a musky, whiskey-smelling bedsit, and sleeps on a sheetless, piss-ridden mattress.
He lives off of state benefits, as well as what's left of a payout from the Daily Mirror, obtained when by chance he walked past a murder scene, and was able to photograph the victims before calling the police.
His dream is to own a holiday-home in Wales before the age of 27. He's 30.

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