Screen Name: Elizabeth Eodelyn Jane
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 30th January 2007
Spoofing since: Tuesday 30th January 2007
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Profile: Yuuuh!!! Well the news is the news ... speaks for itself, really ...I just write what they pay me to write ... payola, payola!!
Don't believe what you read in the papers, honey ... its what they DON'T tell you is what you have to worry about ... and WHY they won't tell you ... the BIG stories, the news behind the Big Lie (which is that its all just business as usual), so go to sleep, dream, fade off, get lulled, watch the TV ... BELIEVE AND YOU WILL BE ENSLAVED!!! ... but you don't want to hear that, so you read the papers ...
Okay now! So ... you want to hear the truth, do you? OK then ... sit back and relax ... I'll tell you a good yarn ... it begins like this ...
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