Screen Name: Lanie Gail
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 28th January 2007
Spoofing since: Sunday 28th January 2007
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Profile: Lanie Gail is an eternal pessimist and freelance writer from San Antonio, TX. Currently residing in The City of Angels, Lanie makes a living making fun of fools who make a living making asses out of themselves. But that's only the beginning.
Amongst her circle of friends, she is famous for having the worst luck with men known to woman. Always one to seek out the silver lining, Lanie evokes her pessimistic side and puts it to good use, poking fun at herself for getting poked by pricks, then ditched like a used tampon. Tit for tat, she is a master at insulting the pricks who poked her. So, if you're getting any ideas, watch your back.
Lanie holds a Bachelor's degree in Linguistics from The University of Texas at Austin, and an Associate's degree in Vocal Performance from College of the Mainland. In addition to being a writer of tongue-in-cheek editorials, she is a singer/songwriter and can occasionally be seen performing at The Gardenia.
Her mission in life is debunking pop psychology, and she intends to return to school in the fall to pursue a Master's degree in Bullshit, er, Psychology. After all, the more you know about something, the better equipped you are to refute it.
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